To take away a woman's ability to walk is one thing

In short, we can only learn from our "betters".

He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader.

Every man is born with the faculty of reason and the faculty of speech, but why should he be able to speak before he has anything to say?

There's something Zen-like about the way I work - it's like raking gravel in a Zen Buddhist garden.

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.

The poorest being that crawls on earth, contending to save itself from injustice and oppression, is an object respectable in the eyes of God and man.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

What could you give me," I ask, my voice shaking, "to make me forget ... that you forgot about me?

You are a child of God.

Life is like that. We don't know anything. We call something bad; we call it good. But really we just don't know.