To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

You will be what you really want to be.

All wars signify the failure of conflict resolution mechanisms, and they need post-war rebuilding of faith, trust and confidence.

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.

We humans lack imagination, to the point of not even knowing what tomorrow's important things will look like.

I'm able to fight for myself, I'm able to speak up and feel like I have a voice, and I can be my own advocate and my own warrior.

Not loving is but a long dying.

If you take a life, I will take yours. Put me in charge, I will fix it.

A girl once came to my beery flat in Kensal Green, opened the blinds and cooked me breakfast. I married her.

The minority is always stronger than the majority, because the minority is generally formed by those who really have an opinion.

The biggest difference between people is between those who are trying to do the right thing - whether or not they succeed - and those for whom the only question is how much they can get away with.