To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

Cynicism is often the shamefaced product of inexperience.

Many greeted the truth as an enemy. And freedom as well.

Illinois then had no legislation providing compensation for accident or disease caused by occupation.

The endorsement was a really gracious statement. I am greatly honored by the endorsement of Senator [Ted] Cruz. We have fought the battle and he was a tough and brilliant opponent.

Imitation is the sincerest form of insult.

I considered writing a book too, but I think people don't like to read, to be honest - they want to watch. People want to see crazy things, so we decided to make a film ["Selling Isobel"] instead.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love

Deep in my heart how the presence of you shines, in a light to last a whole life through.

Positive thoughts: joy, happiness, fulfillment, achievement, worthiness, have positive results: enthusiasm, calm, well-being, ease, energy, love.

A man is never more satisfied than when he is confirming a favorite theory.