To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Librarians are tour-guides for all of knowledge.

Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.

Football is all I know.

I knew a woman who went about bragging of her troubles, so, of course, she always had something to brag about.

Isaiah taught me that the Lord is very persistent with his people.

I think it's always important to be vigilant of what you're doing and aware of your surroundings.

No great advancement has ever been kept at bay because of ideology, nor greed. Eventually progress moves us forward.

You only get points when you make something the market wants. So if you work really hard on the wrong things, no one will care.

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.

On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation!