To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

We think too much and feel too little.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

The trick is learning to frame your new ideas as tweaks of old ideas, to mix a little fluency with a little disfluency—to make your audience see the familiarity behind the surprise.

Having a woman on the team is stirring things inside me that I never felt before while on the job.

I have never seen a good organization where the standards weren't high.

Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.

I went straight out of high school, and when I was 17, all I wanted to do was play guitar.

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

There are always going to be things you don’t like about yourself or reasons to compare yourself to others, but once you realize that you only get one you, it’s best to just love yourself.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

A world in which elves exist and magic works offers greater opportunities to digress and explore.