[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!

Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense - adapting one-self to circumstances - and a sense of humor.

The vows one makes privately are more binding than any ceremony or even a Shubert contract.

I'll simply say here that I was born Beatrice Gladys Lillie at an extremely tender age because my mother needed a fourth at meals.

I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.

In my experience, anyone can paint if he doesn't have to.

I took up knitting from time to time as a relaxation, but I always put it down again before going out to buy a rocking chair.

Never darken my Dior again!

I am sailing on a ship bound for life. a line in a song

Everybody ought to have a lower East Side in their life.

The country has come a long way in race relations, but the pendulum swings so far back. Everyone wants to be so sensitive.

Lack of originality, everywhere, all over the world, from time immemorial, has always been considered the foremost quality and the recommendation of the active, efficient and practical man.

If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

Are you the welcoming committee? Or has Jeremy finally chained you up to the front gate where you belong?" "I missed you too.

If people don't want to believe in Robbie Fowler, it's because they don't want to

The signore...wishes her to begin at the beginning.

I have a father who came from nothing and conquered the world. The last thing I'm going to do is sit here and spend his money and try to look pretty. That's not interesting to me at all.