To walk out of his will is to walk into nowhere.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

God is magnificent. God is mighty.

Life is in different stages. Every stage of life is the foundation for the next stage of life.Every stage of live must be fully-lived.

See Time has touched me gently in his race And left no odious furrows in my face.

For all that "I was lost, I am found," it is probably more accurate to say, "I was really lost, I'm a little less so at the moment.

Liberalism means well, but it destroys

In the software business there are many enterprises for which it is not clear that science can help them; that science should try is not clear either.

The difficult opponent is the best.

Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.

I like honest men of all colors.

Most profoundly deaf people have speech that is very difficult to understand.