To where? We don't know. To do what? We don't know either. No one tells us anything. We just follow orders.

The venerable dead are waiting in my library to entertain me and relieve me from the nonsense of surviving mortals.

There are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.

Her heart ached to be nearer him – to know that he would stay with her no matter what. She couldn’t imagine how she’d feel if he left – he’d become so necessary to her.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

Very few things in life matter.

The only way you're going to save things in life is through love, and that's what we're trying to do .... make people fall in love with Florida.

I take really good care of my body.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

When government is... bailing out banks... we have every good reason to be alarmed.

The Christian religion begins with a dream and ends with a murder.