To wonder where the mind goes after the brain decays is as silly as asking where the 70-miles-per-hour have gone after a speeding auto has crashed into a tree.

Many men go into the ministry not only for the power trip involved, but also so that they will never have to be interrupted or contradicted.

You need not to love everyone, but you need to be polite with everyone, people will appreciate your politeness more than your love, because politeness is sweeter than love.

What bugs me is that movies don't reflect how interesting and vibrant women are. We don't treasure women as they get older.

I love traveling, but I hate planes.

I think every band I'm a part of fulfills something the others don't, so I'm pretty convinced I need all of them.

I've loved you since the day I stole the atlas for you," Gabriel says, because he thinks I'm asleep.

Growing up is like taking down the sides of your house and letting strangers walk in.

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

The Native American side was tragic. It's just unbelievable what has happened to them.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?