Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions

If you want to be popular, preach happiness. If you want to be unpopular, preach holiness.

A man who is intimate with God will never be intimidated by men.

If Jesus had preached the same message that ministers preach today, He would never have been crucified.

There are two kinds of people in the world—only two kinds. Not black or white, rich or poor, but those either dead in sin or dead to sin.

I'd rather have ten people that want God than 10,000 people who want to play church.

Prayer is not an argument with God to persuade him to move things our way, but an exercise by which we are enabled by his Spirit to move ourselves his way.

I've got The Father on my side, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit and 2/3 of the angels. What do you think I'm going to do? Sit down and cry?

The less power a church has, the more entertainment it has.

How can you pull down strongholds of Satan if you don't even have the strength to turn off your TV?

Smart men walked on the moon, daring men walked on the ocean floor, but wise men walk with God.

The things that count the most (love, joy, justice, and grace) cannot be counted.

Belief, hard work, love–you have those things, you can do anything.

Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

I help horses with people problems

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

People are willing to trade money for something that they can touch, not ones and zereos.

I was named after my two grandmothers - Julia Elizabeth.

I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.