Today Facebook went public, just as Myspace's last user went private.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

The carved stone sign in front read Building C.Imaginative title, Langdon thought

Sometimes being surronded by everyone is the loneliest, because you'll realise you have no one to turn to.

I live in vice. I eat twice - with a advice.

Love is like pi - natural irrational and very important.

Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur.

It's the melody within the heart that helps us to endure.

I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?

Poetry is devil's wine.

I can't stand too long of a record.

Mass extinctions may not threaten distant futures, but they are decidedly unpleasant for species caught up in the throes of their power.