Today I share my abundance with someone who needs a gift of kindness.

Your best teacher is the person offering you your greatest challenge.

Just because some people are fueled by drama doesn't mean you have to attend the performance.

People start to heal the moment they feel heard.

If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

Abundance flows into my life in surprising and miraculous ways every day.

Sometimes the best way to uncover a new goal or dream is to step back, make space, and allow what's next to find you.

I am a master at setting boundaries that protect my time, energy, creativity, and emotional well-being.

You are an artist. The canvas is your life. Make something worth staring at.

You don't need to get anywhere or be anything more than the beautiful soul that you already are.

I let go of all I no longer love, need, or use. I adore space.

The belief that young people are incapable of making reasonable decisions is a cornerstone of our system of compulsory, closely monitored education.

Veal! Trust these bloated plutocrats to eat the flesh of poor, newly-born calves!

In order to remember who you are, you have to have known it in the first place.

If war comes upon us, it will come as a thief in the night

Whatever the present moment contains, accept it as if you had chosen it.

The opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.

Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work toward.

Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot?

Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff than I am Bill Clinton. I mean, I think Bill Clinton is a good president.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?