Today, President Barack Obama promised to 'detect and pursue' American tax evaders, as opposed to his first 100 days, in which he detected and nominated American tax evaders.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Open spaces sing to my heartof the art of nature and the nature of art.

Some say they love you, but some actually "do" the loving. These are the ones that truly love you, because love is seen in actions.

Our musical artistry and leadership of people need to work together to create an environment that welcomes participation instead of causing disengagement.

Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can't possibly fight back.

I have a philosophy, a belief, which I can see in many, many other directors that your early work is your best work, because you don't know what you're doing.

One more point I'll just make about [Michael] Flynn is that we're already seeing, and we've seen Democrats come forward and start to express their opposition.

People sometimes ask if I want to be a solo artist, but it just wouldn't be any fun being on your own.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

All sporting ambition considered, there should always be a relationship to Germany.

It bears repeating: you don't have to be good at everything.