Today Secretary of State John Kerry visited the small African nation of Djibouti. Or to use the official diplomatic term, he made a Djibouti call.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

We gardeners are healthy, joyous, natural creatures. We are practical, patient, optimistic. We declare our optimism every year, every season, with every act of planting.

Say you'll love me every waking moment.

If you look at the history of other movements, whether Civil Rights or environmental rights, these are all decades-long undertakings.

If there is a true religion in the universe, it must include the truth of contact or be forever hollow.

We are going to suspend the issuance of visas to any place where adequate screening cannot occur.

There’s no excuse…for women today not to own their own power and lead an unlimited life.

The Gospel which we possess was not given to us only to be admired, talked of, and professed - but to be practiced.

England is so defined, the class system, your education. I think what was unique about the Canterbury scene.

You have a challenge; never quit!

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.