Today, and I'm very strongly against tax increases.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If I knew your thoughts, I would know what you are, for your thoughts make you who you are. By changing our thoughts, we can change our lives.

He had the beginning of wrinkles and the easy manner of one who has already made his mistakes.

Fate is a sea without a shore, and the soul is a rock that abides.

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants

Afraid? Of whom am I afraid? Not death. For who is he?

When something looks too good to be true, it usually is.

The best thing that happened is I kept my promises. I ain't run out on nobody.

I do not know the needs of a god or of another world... I do know that women make shirts for seventy cents a dozen in this one.

In my older age, I've learned to take things slower, because I used to be that total-fall-in-love-after-a-day guy.

It is a great proof of talents to be able to recall the mind from the senses, and to separate thought from habit.