Today humanity faces a stark choice: save the planet and ditch capitalism, or save capitalism and ditch the planet.

Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey them.

Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

There is a thin line that separates life from death, but once it's crossed, it becomes as large as an ocean, and so treacherous that it’s impossible to cross back.

Both humanity's capacity to innovate and the incentives to innovate are greater today than at any other time in history.

Your best work is your expression of yourself.

Farewell, and may the blessing of Elves and Men and all Free Folk go with you. May the stars shine upon your faces!

Rich the treasure, Sweet the pleasure,- Sweet is pleasure after pain.

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating