Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it." quote from Tara Daniels

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Live as big as you can, with what you've got.

Your message, your ministry, your influence is built from your flaws. People relate to HUMANITY...not perfection.

He knew too well the sting of loneliness and how over time it stole you away, piece by piece, until a mere shell remained.

I too was pinched off from a piece of clay, I too modeled by omnipotence and flankedby things too wonderful for me

That common cold of the male psyche, fear of commitment.

When we search for something larger than our own selves to hook into, we can come through whatever life throws at us.

I know everything about candy. Would you believe I even know where to find gumballs in the middle of Africa?

It was a lot to get used to, especially in warm-ups with the wind all over the place. As the meet went on it steadied out, so I was able to get some good looks to go back and train from.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

I guess I was a bit of a tomboy. I liked to catch frogs in the ditch, play soccer with my brother’s friends and play video games.

Love is nothing if it is not spontaneous. It cannot be a conclusion of reasoning.