Today's Democrat Party believes that distinct American culture is corrupt, biased, racist, sexist, prejudicial, homophobic. There is nothing about it they want to preserve.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, " I muttered.

A soulless city creates soulless people!

Make it the ultimate purpose of your life to be a great success.

Your actions are reflections of your thoughts. What are you thinking?

Smile to enjoy the beauties of life.

RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

Expiring for love is beautiful but stupid.

Politics: distrust all parties but consider capitalism must go.

Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either.

I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it.