Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Men knew better than they realized, when they placed the abode of the gods beyond the reach of gravity.

You've got to ensure that the holders of an opinion however unpopular are allowed to put across their points of view.

Some people in my family achieved a lot, some people inherited a lot. But I turned my back on the whole thing.

It doesn't feel like a date. It doesn't feel like friendship. It feels like something that fell off the tightrope but hasn't yet hit the net.

I am only happy when I am swimming like a fish.

Only the brave know how to forgive... a coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.

If co-operation is a duty, I hold that non-co-operation also under certain conditions is equally a duty.

I'd rather fail at something important than succeed at something trivial.

I think it's my motivation and my dedication to prove everyone wrong whenever they tell me I can't do something.

A good government is one with a duty to help everyone, to maximise his or her potential: Indigenous people, people with disabilities, and our forgotten families.We will not leave anyone behind.