Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

My son, there may be a time when I explain these things to you, because there may be a time when I understand them.

Enlightenment is the unaltered state of consciousness

Voluntary self-directed religion was more dangerous to the Church than any number of infidels.

The big lock-up is about drugs. Here's the real scam. The drug war is one of the games to get more convictions and prisoners.

Pro-choice is the only way to be-- because women are human beings, after all, and should be treated as such.

You can't always let people do their own thing.

I am in the continual process of transcending fear-based rituals

I love Ben Affleck so much. He's an amazing director.

The thing about working with time, instead of against it, he thought, is that it is not wasted. Even pain counts.