Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

Make no mistake, little human. You are under my protection now, and I protect what is mine.

When we are in Christ His goals are now our goals, and we are to be busy with his work on earth.

Sport is one of the few spaces where people can learn about different cultures in a spirit of trust and friendship.

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

For me the diamond dawns are set In rings of beauty.

Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean

Neither the entrepreneurs nor the farmers nor the capitalists determine what has to be produced. The consumers do that.

There's something special for everyone to do. Remember, no experience is a bad experience unless you gain nothing from it.

He that is possessed with a prejudice is possessed with a devil.