Today's make believe is tomorrow's creativity.

People should always mind their own business. More trouble is caused in this world by interference than any other single thing.

Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.

Children see magic because they look for it.

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

The greatest pleasure I know, is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.

I don't, for the record, have a Tweety Bird fetish.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

How some they have died, and some they have left me, And some are taken from me; all are departed; All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

Don’t speak of action [effect]. Don’t serve the action [effect]. It is a result. But serve the causes [do the causes]. Nothing will be achieved unless you serve the cause.

Better to find one thing to live for than a thousand things to be against.

There is only one thing in life which never changes, and it is change.

We are obliged to regard many of our original minds as crazy at least until we have become as clever as they are.

If you're not interested in your work, you're not doing it right.

Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown.

I'm happy whenever anybody does my material. I don't care what they do with it. I do what I want to with other people's songs.

Cinema, for me, has always been something like music composed with photographic images.

I got more bands and went on the road and turn down more movies than you would believe.

Materialism and all its miseries can never be conquered by materialism.