Today stretches ahead of you waiting to be shaped. You are the sculptor who gets to do the shaping. What today will be like is up to you.

The road to success is always under construction.

I want to be in a relationship where you telling me you love me is just a ceremonious validation of what you already show me.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive—to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love—then make that day count!

If you're not comfortable enough with yourself or with your own truth when entering a relationship, then you're not ready for that relationship.

It is only with true love and compassion that we can begin to mend what is broken in the world. It is these two blessed things that can begin to heal all broken hearts.

When you say "I" and "my" too much, you lose the capacity to understand the "we" and "our".

Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don't.

At the end of the day, let there be no excuses, no explanations, no regrets.

You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway.

It is important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move on.

I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not.

Those who row the boat don't have time to rock it while those who rock it don't have time to row it.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

Mothers tell your children not to do the things I have done, to spend my life in sin and misery in the House of the Rising Sun.

Mary Gauthier's great. Yeah, we've played a lot of gigs together. She's really wonderful.

Let's not pretend that all of a sudden, this is some new system.

Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the one with the most attractive exterior will win.

If you yearn for holy felicity, shed your arrogance and Become A Seeker Of Hearts.

Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing"; - "We accept the love we think we deserve.

I really don't look at my life as being an accomplishment. I'm just very thankful for what I've been given.