Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

If they say, it can’t be done, Ask, ‘Why not?’ It can be done. It will be done!

Good enough never is.

Writing poetry is a process of discovery...you can smell the poem before you see it....Like some animal.

Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again.

Boredom dismantles the mind, renders it superficial, out at the seams, saps it from within and dislocates it.

Good biology without good philosophy will be a calamity.

Facts are stubborn things, but, as some one has wisely said, not half so stubborn as fallacies.

Individual believers are not to usurp the role of civil government and judge people who are offensive.

Paraphrasing Plato's Republic: "Only people who have allowed themselves to be reformed by reality have it in themselves to reform their polis for the better."

For I can raise no money by vile means. By heaven, I had rather coin my heart, And drop my blood for drachmas