Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

To forget the call on your life to express your best is to leave the world smaller than you find it today.

Drawing is the basis of art. A bad painter cannot draw. But one who draws well can always paint.

In the middle of my third Hollywood picture The Magician, the earthquake hit Hollywood. Not the real earthquake. Just the talkies.

I suppose any note, no matter how sour, sounds like a song if you hold onto it long enough.

I flew in combat in Vietnam. I got shot at, I shot back, I got shot down. Compared to this flight, I felt a lot safer in combat.

So much more profitable and gracious is doctrine by example than by rule.

Language lies outside of society because it is its foundation; but it also lies within society because that is the only place where it exists and the only place where it develops.

I need some Starbucks. What about you? (Cassandra) Always game for java. Give me ground-up beans or give me death. (Katra)

Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.

The only sacred cow is an organisation should be its basic philosophy of doing business.