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Joey Bishop Quotes: Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
         

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.


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This page presents the quote "Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.". Author of this quote is Joey Bishop. This quote is about cash, money, locked, today, register, toilet paper, thinking, toilets, gas stations,.