Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

Hey, Carlos, " the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?""It sucked.""Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks."It really sucked, " I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

Sometimes we find ourselves wanting to impart the life of the gospel without telling a person that he or she is dead.

With any work worth its salt, you have to trust the author enough to take its measure. And if you apply too many preconceptions, you are not taking its measure.

Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.

When you lose your hair, it has an impact on confidence and your overall self-esteem whether it affects your career or your love life.

He's a man...and that's no small thing to be.

This living in a democracy is a problem, isn't it?

We from every religion feel comfortable in Britain because there is a host. The Church of England is a good host, it has been a major force in shaping England into such a tolerant society.

There has been times when you play in charity games where you have friends and you always entertain the idea of playing with each other and trying to team up.

For years, we in publishing have been hearing from Catholic readers that they really yearn for Catholic fiction.

Usually I don't like to act in movies that I direct because it's kind of confusing.