Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

It's a rare book that wins the battle against drooping eyelids.

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it.

We must trust our own thinking. Trust where we're going. And get the job done.

I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.

My weeks tend to differ pretty dramatically.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

Technology is ruled by two types of people: those who manage what they do not understand, and those who understand what they do not manage.

Journalists generally have no bias toward one cosmological theory or another, but many have a natural preference for excitement.

Practice makes us what we shall be.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.