Together, we'd take crazy to a whole new level. ~Tod

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

I think there is a great deal of interest still in the Christian faith.

Today, the technology is there to give early and normally ample warning when a powerful tornado approaches. When a tornado strikes, all of us are at risk.

All through childhood, I wrote verses and mysteries. There is, for me, one connection: structure. My poetry is metrical, rhyming.

The death of my daughter is a subject I talk about briefly because there is nothing more tragic.

When you're taking care of the customer, you can never do too much. And there is no wrong way... if it comes from the heart.

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

I would say that I am a poor Christian; I'm not a believer. It was this idea very early in my life that life on Earth, nature or man could not be a creation of a merciful God.

My goal with everything that I do is to present things in a way that I would want to see if I was in the audience or buying the record.

Most suits made the man. Gideon did things to a three-piece suit that should've been illegal.

When we make a mistake, it becomes front-page news. We don't need any reporter telling us how badly we played.