Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Mayweather Promotions - we are the past, the present, and the future of sports and entertainment, and everybody knows Mayweather's pay is better.

I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy.

When God invented man, he wanted him to look like me.

You know in that moment of Disney when Ariel gets legs for the first time? I felt like that. I was like, 'I've got legs.'

There is nothing heavier than the burden of potential

There was a time when country never used to do videos.

ENERGY RIGHTLY APPLIED CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.

It is only the ignorant who despise education.

War is no strife To the dark house and the detested wife.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.