Tom Hanks has taken George Clooney's place as the big-hitter driving a lot of liberal causes.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

We live in an age where truth really doesn't matter anymore.

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Get punctual, bring energy and creativity to your work, and stay with a project until it's completed (and then double-check the results). These habits will make you indispensable.

We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

The more laws that governments pass, the less individual freedom there is. Any student of history will tell you that. Totalitarian countries ban pretty much everything.

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

False conversions are a wart on the face of Christian evangelism.

We dissect failure a lot more than we dissect success.

I have always had this mentality because I hated to break anything on the car.

Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown... they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!

Will not collect a ransom in exchange for not crashing the American economy.

Ive made a career off of Halloween.

I never say never, but I'm really enjoying the freedom I'm having right now.

Dry bread at home is better then rost meate abroad.

And as I've gotten older, I've had more of a tendency to look for people who live by kindness, tolerance, compassion, a gentler way of looking at things.

The most fluent talkers or most plausible reasoners are not always the justest thinkers.