Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.

Communism has defeated itself everywhere except... in American colleges.

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here?

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.

If we cannot count on ourselves to do the right thing how can we count on anyone or anything else? Self-government won't work without self-discipline.

It was self-serving politicians who convinced recent generations of Americans that we could all stand in a circle with our hands in each other’s pockets and somehow get rich.

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium.

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals' suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way.

I hope someday to have so much of what the world calls success, that people will ask me, "What's your secret?" and I will tell them, "I just get up again when I fall down."

True courage is in facing danger when you are afraid...

Every new day brings new strength, new dreams and new opportunities.

Do not complain beneath the stars about the lack of bright spots in your life.

Ke$ha is super talented and super fun and always down to party - I love that girl.

Think hard about it: I'm running out of demons. I'm running out of villians. I'm down to Castro and Kim Il Sung.

On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.

Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich.

Total commitment to family and total commitment to career is possible, but fatiguing.

I never know what day it is. Never, ever, ever.

Trouble brings trouble upon trouble.