Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

Very few of the so-called liberals are open-minded.... They shout you down and won't let you speak if you disagree with them.

A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Humility is as good for the soul as it is for the memory

MYTH: Beautiful Writing Trumps AllREALITY: Storytelling Trumps Beautiful Writing, Every Time

The books. Are unhappy.

Longing, the hope for fulfillment, is the one unwavering passion of the world's commerce.

All our qualities, whether good or bad, are unstable and ambiguous, and almost all are at the mery of chance.

I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.

Cooperation is working together agreeably... Collaboration is working together aggressively; and theres a world of difference between those two.

There is evidence for the deity of Jesus -- good, strong, historical , cumulative evidence; evidence to which an honest person can subscribe without committing intellectual suicide.

Men don't fall in love with me - only young ones.

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.