Tomorrow is going to be different than yesterday, it's going to be a lot different.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before.

Adolescence is that time in your life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.

It is good that a man's enemies want him dead, for it proves he has lived a life of worth.

But, Scarlett, did it ever occur to you that even the most deathless love could wear out?

Immortal and indestructible, surrounds all and directs all.

Almost all doctrinal error is really truth perverted. Truth wrongly divided. Truth disproportionately held and taught.

Now [Sue Grafton] loves writer's block, seeing it as a message from the psyche that the narrative is headed in the wrong direction.

Job Control Language is the worst programming language ever designed anywhere by anybody for any purpose.

For books are as meats and viands are; some of good, some of evil sub-stance.

May we never let the things we can't have or don't have or shouldn't have spoil our enjoyment of the things we do have and can have.

Mankind are governed more by their feelings than by reason.

Im a hoot and a half, I like to think.