Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Perfection is impossible. Trying to do your best is important, but loving yourself and loving others should come first.

Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."

Life is but a day; A fragile dewdrop on its perilous way From a tree's summit.

Making movies that are really cheap and that can be owned and that you maintain your control of is really exciting.

I can promise you. If you work 12 hours, I will work for 13. If you work 14 hours, I will work for 15 hours. Why? Because I am not a ‘pradhan mantri’, but a ‘pradhan sevak’.

Nobody wants a judge to be subject to the political whim of the moment.

Yes. My mother was and still is a Folk Singer. She was very involved in the political movements for Unions and Civil rights. She sang with Pete Seeger among others. My father was an Actor.

Law cannot stand aside from the social changes around it.