Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Be passionate and enthusiastic about your dreams.Take a persistent action towards the fulfillment of your dreams.

LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."

You can keep it a secret.... But secrets have their own weight, and it can be a very heavy one.

The color of your skin is your uniform in this ultimate battle for the survival of the West.

After the writer's death, reading his journal is like receiving a long letter.

Our goal is transformed hearts that lead to transformed lives. Transformed lives do not lead to transformed hearts. Are you trackin' with that?

I still love music - that's never gonna go away.

There is not a job Ive held in my career that was held by a woman before me.

There is not, perhaps, to a mind well instructed, a more painful occurrence, than the death of one we have injured without reparation.