Tonight, she went into the woods, and I fear she shall live in the woods of my soul for the rest of my days.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Fiction is just that–fiction. Yes, it is serious business, but it should also be taken for face value. It’s entertainment. It’s escapism. It’s 365 pages of relaxation.

I like to be sad once in a while. You need it for your equilibrium.

Whenever you hear a man prating about the Constitution, spot him as a traitor.

I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in that, it's unlimited.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

Those who talk loudly are rarely listened to.

Life is parallel to Hell but I must maintain and be prosperous, though we live dangerous.

Joy is the effect which comes when we use our powers.

Scientists are stuck in this belief that we tell people probabilities, not absolute answers.

It started with the Godfather, this operatic violence. I don't know.