Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

I don't really find a problem with technology or television, or anything. I'm a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don't think I'm too dumb or too crazy.

People who are loving are kind, and those who are kind become beloved.

You say grace before meals. I say grace before I dip the pen in the ink.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

I touch the future. I teach.

Even in real life, I'd rather hang out with guys.

I don't see that there are any particular changes in popular music.

I don't want to be the honored guest. I want to be the invisible person.

Stay hungry, stay foolish.

There is nothing to be embarrassed about being profitable.

I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms.