Too many church services start at eleven sharp and end at twelve dull.

Christians, like snowflakes, are frail, but when they stick together they can stop traffic.

At the rate America is decaying morally, we shall have to change our national symbol from an eagle to a vulture.

The devil is not fighting religion. He´s too smart for that. He is producing a counterfeit Christianity, so much like the real one that good Christians are afraid to speak out against it.

Satan is not fighting churches; he is joining them. He does more harm by sowing tares than by pulling up wheat. He accomplishes more by imitation than by outright opposition.

It is not our business to make the message acceptable, but to make it available. We are not to see that they like it, but that they get it.

A preacher should have the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros. His problem is how to toughen his hide without hardening his heart.

If you are a Christian, you are not a citizen of this world trying to get to heaven; you are a citizen of heaven making your way through this world.

Salt seasons, purifies, preserves. But somebody ought to remind us that salt also irritates. Real living Christianity rubs this world the wrong way.

The primary qualification for a missionary is not love for souls, as we so often hear, but love for Christ.

Salvation is a helmet, not a nightcap.

The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar there is to new ideas.

If Money Is Everything Then We Mean Nothing

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

Beneath the stains of time the feeling disappears, you are someone else I am still right here.

Sarah: "Not bad. You look almost human." Lena: "Thanks." Sarah: "I said almost." Lena: "Well, then, almost thanks.

The private terror of the liberal spirit is invariably suicide, not murder.

Today's smart marketers don't sell products; they sell benefit packages. They don't sell purchase value only; they sell use value.

All natural objects make a kindred impression, when the mind is open to their influence.