Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Death, it seems, has a mind of its own.

To Embrace The True Purpose Of The Kingdom Is To Have A Changed Live

I am a good runner. There are many faster, but not so many for whom it has been as necessary to learn to become nothing but flight.

He was a Parisian, ’ he said. ‘You can never be sure what Parisians believe in – beyond Paris of course.

I have an English literature degree. I wanted to be the next great American novelist from a very early age, but I put it aside for a while, because I got very realistic at one point.

I am not interested in immortality but only in tea flavour.

My heart belongs to daddy.

People say 'go with the flow' but do you know what goes with the flow? Dead fish.

The whole universe is contained within a single human being - you.

I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy.