Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Money can't buy poverty.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Could be worse... Could be raining

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

Dare to share for to Give is to truly Live. -RVM

We’re pieces on a chessboard and we make our moves when it’s our turn. If we don’t, our decisions are made for us.

If one believes that words are acts, as I do, then one must hold writers responsible for what their words do.

You have the right to chose your destiny, otherwise you will be left to live someone else's idea of what your life should be.

The sacred soul writes the sacred words.

It is enjoyable to make things visible which are invisible.

You could be anybody when you're writing. That's the reason that I'm writing: to be anybody. You can put your feet in various shoes and experience anything.

The continuous invention of new ways of observing is man's special secret of living.

At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor.

The key to making things understandable is to understand what it's like NOT to understand.