Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Preferring steady progress, slow and imperfect, is a good philosophy for the defeated.

Like a bird, fly against the wind of opinions to reach your destination.

Sad hotels existed everywhere, to be sure, but the Dolphin was in a class of its own. The Dolphin Hotel was conceptually sorry. The Dolphin Hotel was tragic.

I have found that great ideas come when you have a great desire to have them.

If you don't love another living soul, then you'll never be disappointed.

Turn wishful thinking into positive action. Those who take a proactive stance in their lives tend to have an ample supply of joy and pleasure

It's not about Obama, it's about the Democrats and their policies that cause consternation on the right.

Usually people are questioning my athleticism more than my femininity!

Naturalism teaches one of the most important things in this world. There is only this life, so live wonderfully and meaningfully.

Sometime during the many millions of years that have elapsed since mammalian faunas came into existence, some sort of island crossed from West Africa to South America.