Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Fashion is ephemeral, dangerous and unfair.

Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

It is the low drive for sameness and the hatred of otherness that characterizes all forms of leftism, which inevitably are totalitarian.

As a Christian, I am responsible for the furniture of my mind.

Richard Pilbrow's lighting can turn a coin into an asteroid and an idea into an apparition.

Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived another year.

Not until we see the richness of the Hindu mind and its essential spirituality can we understand India

Real beauty is when you're centered, when our mind is with the truth. That is how every baby is beautiful because they are centered.

The older I get, the more I see a straight path where I want to go. If you're going to hunt elephants, don't get off the trail for a rabbit.

How the hell do I know what I find incredible? Credibility is an expanding field... Sheer disbelief hardly registers on the face before the head is nodding with all the wisdom of instant hindsight.