Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.

Well I do find the beauty in animals. I find beauty everywhere. I find beauty in my garden.

The essence of wisdom is to see that there is always a solution once you realize that the mind, which seems to create so much suffering, has infinite potential to create fulfillment instead.

Politically, the weakness of the argument has always been that those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil.

Courage is a fickle creature. Just as you need it, it often makes excuses and rushes out of the room.

The most fertile districts of the habitable globe are now actually cultivated by men for animals, at a delay and waste of aliment absolutely incapable of calculation

Nature has been taken over by thugs who care absolutely nothing about it. We need to take nature back.

Everyone has values; even criminal gangs have values. Values govern people's behavior but principles govern the consequences of those behaviors.

Man can think of divine things only in his own human way, to us the Absolute can be expressed only in our relative language.

I get to represent a lot of different types of women because of my ability to transform into these different people.