Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You will forever be my always.

Laughter is magic that dispenses clouds and creates sunshine in the soul.

Everything in existence is a manifestation of the one living being we call God. Everything is God.

Christianity is completed Judaism or it is nothing.

I always loved reading. Growing up, my favorite book was 'A Child's Garden of Verses,' by Robert Louis Stevenson.

My Mother's an actress, and she's always told me, "Boy, you're an actor." I would look forward to seeing if I'm any good. I want to be good at it, that's the only thing.

I always felt an outsider.

I don't think about people watching me on TV. I think it would stress me out.

How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort. IN PAIRS.

The icy precepts of respect.