Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Who rules our symbols, rules us.

I go to my grandchildren. They keep their grandpa informed on what's going on.

Money is not my business; my thinking is my business. I don't have any other business.

The first game was different but tonight we were just worried about getting ourselves back on track. It's another loss. We've got to keep going, keep trying to get out of this and win on Saturday.

I might be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence/ Started not to give a f- and stop fearing the consequence/ Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments.

We are scarcely apt to berate the source of enjoyment.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

The key to enjoying the journey is being open to the unknown

If parents had children who were good sleepers, they assumed this was due to their good parenting, not good luck.