Trapped like a trap in a trap

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Women are delicate creatures. Fragile. Gentle. Made by God to be sheltered from the harshness of this world..Morgan MacDonnell

Happiness attracts success. Happy people perform at a much higher level with less burnout, greater productivity, and more resilience. You can't win being unhappy.

It is not the Church name that matters, but a Christ like character from every Christian that makes a difference.

A true leader inspires by being among the people, not above them.

Vice incapacitates a man from all public duty; it withers the powers of his under- standing, and makes his mind paralytic.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

There will be peace on earth when there is peace among the world religions.

With The Simpsons you can go back to work with a keen heart.

Michael Flynn is a very controversial figure for a variety of reasons.

The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.