Travel has a way of making the world a much smaller place.

How else but through a broken heart may Lord Christ enter in?

I don't think-""Clearly. Why start now?

I'm far from perfect- maybe beautifully flawed- but I don't lie

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

I'm not an expert on the ways of Washington [but] it makes no sense to me that we're not funding control of our border.

It's so much fun playing Ling, but I have this fear that people are going to run away from me in terror on the streets. They think I'm going to bite their heads off or something.

If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.

For some reason I just lack that ability to be embarrassed about going up to people. I even do it for friends if they want to ask someone out.

We must do all in our power to educate the public, for I believe that in the end only a change of heart is really effective.

Everybody needs a killer LBD. If you're a woman, you should find that LBD that gives you that extra pep and confidence.