Travel is lethal to prejudice.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Generally speaking, I resolve to change my life on average maybe thirty to forty times a week, usually at about two a.m, drunk, ore early the next morning, hungover.

There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

He loves but little who can say and count in words, how much he loves.

Any album that I ever put out I'm going to send it to country radio first.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, ’cause I’m just funny that way.

I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born.

Actually I feel sorry for the bully because they probably don't have love and support at home.

I have drunken deep of joy.

I am so happy to be on a show with writing I wanted to participate in.