Travel makes existentialists of us all.

Rarely does the truth set us free. Usually it chains us to the earth like a ghost.

Because you're beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.

There are people who take the heart out of you, and there are people who put it back.

Nothing prepared me for your smile

When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don't think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn't want their ATM machines lifted.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.

Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.

You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong.

The rope by which the great blocks of taxes are attached to any citizenry is simple loyalty.

I think a brain can be made "more thinking" or made "more emotional." At what point does this become abnormal? Autism in its milder variants, I think, is part of normal human variation.